Back when I was in college, my phone number was the former number of the Amherst Day Care Center. I used to get tons of wrong numbers & messages, despite my answering machine’s disclaimers. Eventually, I gave up and put a REALLY over-the-top message for day care in my best Peter Lorre voice. It was replete with lines like, “Leave your child behind the 7-11 for pickup, and make sure he has a change of clothes,” and, “We reserve all video rights.” I still got messages from parents asking to set up a schedule.
That doesn’t beat this story, however.
