Day: November 18, 2004

I think this whole blackmail plot about Gary Sheffield’s wife’s sex-tape with R. Kelly is made up. I mean, there’s no way the tape is real. Think about it: the tape was supposedly made 10 years ago, but Gary’s wife would’ve been older than 15 back then. QED.

I’m not fat, I’m just big skeletoned!

How could you not read an article that includes the line: “Davis still believes in innovation. As one example, the company recently started making a folding coffin bed”?

Coffins for fat people. From a company called Goliath Casket. I can’t make this stuff up.

Tom’s Rhinoplasty

I have a new favorite site.