We got hats now!

For years, one of my favorite trade-show goodie-scores was a baseball cap from the legal firm of Morrison & Foerster, because it featured the company’s abbreviated name: mofo.

I lost the hat during my drive down the Pacific Coast Highway in a convertible in 2004, heading from San Fran to San Diego. I was peeved, especially because I lost the hat a moment after passing a warning sign about high winds.

Now, at last, I have a replacement. And it’s all thanks to the architectural firm of Hooker and Cockram.

Yeah, Brock! You hit him so hard he has an afro now!

Official VM buddy Mitch Prothero sent over a news item about how the Washington Wizards’ two centers got into a brawl last week. He was amazed that Brendan “Brenda” Haywood showed some fire, body-slamming Etan Thomas.

I, on the other hand, was amazed that Haywood “[tore] out at least two of Thomas’s dreadlocks in the process.”

Now I seriously regret my decision to skip the Washington/Orlando game last night. I would’ve been close enough to get pictures of Thomas’s bald spot!