I call bullshit if you say your deadpool included the trifecta of Ingmar Bergman, Tom Snyder and Bill Walsh.
And gin makes me virtually invulnerable (to criticism)
Caffeine can help fight skin cancer! I bet it makes the cells so hyperactive they just get tired and conk out.
Now I feel less bad about the monstrous caffeine addiction I’ve fostered over the last few years. Go, coffee!