According to this Deadspin item, Ray Allen got some black-on-a-sunny-day treatment when he worked out at a gym in Connecticut recently (note: he played for UConn). Of course, it doesn’t beat Dee Brown’s great intro to racist New England.
It also fixes your schwerve
Sure, I get plenty of headaches at work, but there’s also fun to be had. You just have to know where to look. For instance, while checking out news releases this morning, I stumbled across a clinical-stage drug that’s described as a “minor groove binder.”