In a time-honored tradition (okay, from 2 or 3 years ago), I offer up Christmastime for the Jews and, in a bow to modern times, Chinese Food on Christmas!
Best wishes
To all my Christian readers: I hope your Christmas is a million times better than Scott Skiles’.
To all my non-alcoholic readers (I know there are some of you out there): Raise a glass for Shane McGowan’s 50th birthday!
And remember to brush your teeth.