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Day June 16, 2009

Rufus See Well

Last week (?) (seriously, I can’t keep track of days anymore), the police officer who handled the report for Rufus’ dog-attack case stopped by. Because of that letter I got from the Akita’s owners stating that Rufus had walked into their yard, I wanted to check with the officer that the report hadn’t been changed from the once I’d received. He supported the initial report and said that nothing had been changed; the Akita (King) attacked Ru outside the property.

We talked for a bit after that; it turns out that the policeman is a neighbor of ours (which answers the question of why I occasionally see a squad car parked in the driveway of a nearby house), and had seen the Akita unattended in its yard many times. Also, he was glad to see that Rufus was alright, because he last saw our boy the night of the attack, and things looked pretty bad.

Near the end of our conversation, I said, “Y’know what burns my ass? It’s been more than 3 weeks since their dog ripped the hell out of Rufus’ leg, and they haven’t asked once how he’s doing. I can understand them not wanting to come by, but not even a note?”

He said, “That tells you who they are.”

“That it does.”

Today I discovered that it was probably better that they stayed away.

You COULD call it viral. . .

Last week, I posted about the Leroy Smith viral marketing campaign, which I thought was a hoot. At that time, I mentioned that I frequent the basketball website realgm.com.

One of my other regular destinations is Page 6, the gossip section of the New York Post. It’s one of the few ways I have to stay in touch with the popcult, since I don’t watch a lot of TV and haven’t listened to the radio in my car in a few years. I enjoy seeing the bold-faced names and reading of their canoodling, even if I’m not sure who’s whom. The blind items can be pretty entertaining, too.

But sometimes the ads catch my eye. They’re usually for Broadway musicals or condos. Sometimes, the ads for a TV show like 90210 take over the entire page.

And sometimes you get Denise Richards.

When I saw the animated tower ad this weekend for the second (!?) season of Denise Richards’ reality show on E!, “It’s Complicated”, I assumed I was looking at a parody ad for one of those “Scary Movie” flicks. Why? Because this was the first of three slogans/catchphrases:

funbag

“Flaunt my funbags.” Oh, I’m sorry. I mean, “FLAUNT MY FUNBAGS.”

I, uh, wow. I don’t have anything to add. Anyone help me out here?