It’s been a long time since I’ve had the opportunity to check the “apes” box in my list of categories!
Today’s paper has the story of Travis, a 200-lb. chimp on Xanax in Connecticut who, um, went ape after seeing his 70-year-old owner’s friend wear a different hairstyle. This fashion choice led to mauling, stabbing, and gunplay.
On the plus side, Travis was able to brush his own teeth, something I’m hoping Rufus will get around to learning.