{"id":1744,"date":"2007-10-30T06:24:48","date_gmt":"2007-10-30T11:24:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/nba-2007-08-preview\/milwaukee-bucks\/"},"modified":"2007-11-27T19:08:54","modified_gmt":"2007-11-28T00:08:54","slug":"milwaukee-bucks","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/nba-2007-08-preview\/milwaukee-bucks","title":{"rendered":"Milwaukee Bucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Predicted Record<\/strong><br \/>\n44-38 (Tom), 40-42 (Gil)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Year&#8217;s Record<\/strong><br \/>\n28-54<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gil&#8217;s Commentary<\/strong><br \/>\nLooking over last year&#8217;s writeup, it seemed like they had some talented pieces, and were looking to move up in the Central. Instead, they came in dead last. I&#8217;m gonna say that injuries wreaked havoc with the Bucks&#8217; season last year. I mean, that&#8217;s an easy guess, since they lost a ton of games and no one can remember seeing them play.<\/p>\n<p>This year, the Bucks&#8217; owner, Sen. Herb Kohl, went all <em>24<\/em> on the Chinese by drafting Yi Jianlian at the #6 spot, then refusing to trade him to a city with <strike>lots of<\/strike> any Chinese people. He gets props for that, and also for letting Pat Riley negotiate the contracts for both of his team&#8217;s point guards, re-signing Mo Williams and some other guy after the Heat offered them restricted free agent deals.<\/p>\n<p>I think that big Australo-Croatian guy is still playing for them. Man, even when the Bucks get the #1 overall pick, people forget about it.<\/p>\n<p>It looks like they signed my favorite player, the Nosferatu-ugly but remarkably intelligent <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deadlyhippos.com\/columns\/Archive\/May_2005\/nba_all_ugly.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Michael Ruffin<\/a>. Oh, and they still have Michael Redd, the best shooter you haven&#8217;t blah blah blah. . . Are you even awake?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rejoinder From Tom<\/strong><br \/>\nWhat? Which team are we on? What? Hello?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gratuitous Comics Connection<\/strong><br \/>\nCartoonist and publisher Denis Kitchen made Milwaukee a surprising focal point of the underground comix revolution.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gratuitous Pharma Connection<\/strong><br \/>\nUniversity of Wisconsin-Madison, has a pretty extensive pharmaceutical sciences program.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Bottom Line<\/strong><br \/>\nI&#8217;m going out on a limb and saying that this team will come together in 2007-08, and be a surprise 6 seed. They&#8217;ll get destroyed in the first round. <em>&#8211;GR<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Predicted Record 44-38 (Tom), 40-42 (Gil) Last Year&#8217;s Record 28-54 Gil&#8217;s Commentary Looking over last year&#8217;s writeup, it seemed like they had some talented pieces, and were looking to move up in the Central. Instead, they came in dead last. I&#8217;m gonna say that injuries wreaked havoc with the Bucks&#8217; season last year. I mean, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/nba-2007-08-preview\/milwaukee-bucks\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Milwaukee Bucks&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1713,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"nba0708index.php","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1744","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P4C7K-s8","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1181,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/nba-preview-2006-2007","url_meta":{"origin":1744,"position":0},"title":"NBA Preview 2006-2007","author":"Gil","date":"November 2, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm the Juggernaut, bitch! ATLANTIC Boston Celtics by Tom Spurgeon New Jersey Nets by Gil Roth New York Knicks by Gil Roth Philadelphia 76ers by Adam Taxin Toronto Raptors by Sam Richezza CENTRAL Chicago Bulls by Tom Spurgeon Cleveland Cavaliers by Tom Spurgeon Detroit Pistons by Tom Spurgeon Indiana Pacers\u2026","rel":"","context":"With 4 comments","block_context":{"text":"With 4 comments","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/nba-preview-2006-2007#comments"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1713,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/nba-2007-08-preview","url_meta":{"origin":1744,"position":1},"title":"NBA 2007-08 Preview","author":"Gil","date":"October 28, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"It's time for the race (well, marathon) to see who will keep the Spurs from repeating THIS time! Which is to say, \"The new NBA season is upon us!\" Sure, the league's been pummeled lately, what with the referee-gambling scandal, the Knicks' ugly sexual harassment suit, and the uncompetitive finals.\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1738,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/nba-2007-08-preview\/sacramento-kings","url_meta":{"origin":1744,"position":2},"title":"Sacramento Kings","author":"Gil","date":"October 29, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Predicted Record 22-60 (Tom), 19-63 (GR) Last Year's Record 33-49 Tom's Commentary You could do a whole commentary on new coach Reggie Theus, a player who once insured his face, maybe the last professional sports celebrity in America to keep an apartment in his town's party district to allow better\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1743,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/nba-2007-08-preview\/indiana-pacers","url_meta":{"origin":1744,"position":3},"title":"Indiana Pacers","author":"Gil","date":"October 30, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Predicted Record 40-42 (Tom), 38-44 (Gil) Last Year's Record 35-47 Gil's Commentary Holy crap, is this team in trouble. Any squad that bases its chances for success in Mike Dunleavy, Jr., is doomed. Ask Golden State. The Pacers have deep, deep problems, and I used to chalk it up to\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1741,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/nba-2007-08-preview\/detroit-pistons","url_meta":{"origin":1744,"position":4},"title":"Detroit Pistons","author":"Gil","date":"October 30, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Predicted Record 46-36 (Tom), 54-28 (Gil) Last Year's Record 53-29 Gil's Commentary Raise your hand: who thought that Rasheed Wallace's attempt at beating Tim Donaghy's ass would turn out to be justified? Yeah, about as many of us who thought that he'd be the difference-maker for a chamionship team. 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