{"id":1002,"date":"2006-06-24T08:15:08","date_gmt":"2006-06-24T13:15:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/hey-big-ed\/"},"modified":"2006-06-24T08:15:08","modified_gmt":"2006-06-24T13:15:08","slug":"hey-big-ed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/hey-big-ed","title":{"rendered":"Hey, Big Ed!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Official VM Wife thinks Gatorade missed a major chance in its Big Head TV campaign<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/firstinthirst.typepad.com\/darren_rovells_blog_on_al\/2006\/05\/reviewing_gator.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/gatorade.jpg?w=525\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>when they didn&#8217;t use Giada De Laurentiis<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foodnetwork.com\/food\/hosts_celebrity_chefs\/article\/0,1974,FOOD_9889_1842136,00.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/giada.jpg?w=525\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Think of how much money they could have saved on special effects!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Official VM Wife thinks Gatorade missed a major chance in its Big Head TV campaign when they didn&#8217;t use Giada De Laurentiis Think of how much money they could have saved on special effects!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-ga","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1002"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}