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<\/p>\nDuring the summer, my office is only open from 8am to 1pm on Fridays. It’s nice of the owner of the company to give us that early start to the weekend. Since Amy doesn’t get out early from her job, I usually take the extra Friday hours to get a bunch of errands done.<\/p>\n
Today’s errand-circuit took me to Home Despot (Remington 3.5 HP electric chainsaw), the local Lukoil (a quart of motor oil), and Chik-Fil-A (the grilled chicken combo with the waffle fries is All That).<\/p>\n
Then, fortified with Chik Courage, I set to work slicing up the tree last seen lying across my driveway:<\/p>\n
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Well, first I warned my neighbors across the street, “If you hear the chainsaw stop, followed by a wet thud, give 911 a call, then come over and try to find any limbs or fingers of mine that are still in the driveway. If you could pack them in ice, I’d really<\/em> appreciate it.”<\/p>\n We all laughed nervously.<\/p>\n It turned out fine, given that it was the first time I’ve ever used a chainsaw (yeah, I wore work gloves and protective glasses), but there was<\/em> one kickback that almost severed my right leg. And that taught me not to crouch down to the same level that I was cutting.<\/p>\n The glorious results?<\/p>\n Some of the pieces I cut it down to were a litte too large, so my back is sore as heck from hefting them up into the wheelbarrow, but the big work is all done. (I swept up after taking that pic; I’m such a blog-tard.)<\/p>\n Let the weekend begin!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" During the summer, my office is only open from 8am to 1pm on Fridays. It’s nice of the owner of the company to give us that early start to the weekend. Since Amy doesn’t get out early from her job, I usually take the extra Friday hours to get a bunch of errands done. Today’s … <\/p>\n![](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/sawdust.jpg?w=525\"\/)
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