{"id":1055,"date":"2006-07-29T10:21:59","date_gmt":"2006-07-29T15:21:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/dog-hair-etc\/"},"modified":"2006-07-29T10:21:59","modified_gmt":"2006-07-29T15:21:59","slug":"dog-hair-etc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/dog-hair-etc","title":{"rendered":"Dog, hair, etc."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Surprise, dear readers! Amy &#038; I are down in Louisiana, having surprised the official VM mother-in-law for her brithday yesterday! While we did keep it a secret from almost everyone, I&#8217;m starting to think we could&#8217;ve told them all we were coming, since no one would believe that people would actually come down here in late July.<\/p>\n<p>Because it&#8217;s flat-out hot, brothers and sisters. The humidity adds a layer of stank to it, but the heat is just awful. The weekend after I proposed to Amy, we sat down with a 2006 calendar to figure out what weekends we could have the wedding. Our first move was to cross out the 5-month span between mid-May and mid-October.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll spend time in New Orleans on Sunday, and I&#8217;m hoping to get some good pictures for your edification &#038; enjoyment.<\/p>\n<p>On the flight down here, I got upgraded to first class, which is always nice. It was a 7am flight, so I was too exhausted to get nervous about the flight. I just got some coffee and read for a bit. My co-first-class-ters, on the other hand, felt that 7am is a good time to start drinking. I mean, I know that the drinks are free in first class, but having a Jack-and-coke at that hour doesn&#8217;t seem like a smart strategy to me, unless maybe you&#8217;re seeking a homeopathic remedy for New Orleans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Surprise, dear readers! Amy &#038; I are down in Louisiana, having surprised the official VM mother-in-law for her brithday yesterday! While we did keep it a secret from almost everyone, I&#8217;m starting to think we could&#8217;ve told them all we were coming, since no one would believe that people would actually come down here in &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/dog-hair-etc\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Dog, hair, etc.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,5,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-new-orleans","category-travel","category-wedding"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-h1","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1057,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/bush-saves-new-orleans","url_meta":{"origin":1055,"position":0},"title":"Bush Saves New Orleans","author":"Gil","date":"July 30, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Last night, we had CMT's Hee Haw Weekend Marathon on while Amy worked up a dose of Emeril's spicy tomato glaze. 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