We all say dumb things when we’re hammer drunk, and I think they generally fall into one of three groups:<\/p>\n
Maudlin sentimentalities:<\/strong> “I love you guys,” “I could’ve gone pro if I didn’t blow out my shoulder,” or “My life is f***ed.”<\/p>\n Pronunciamentos:<\/strong> “David Duke is right! Who’s standing up for the rights of white men?” “This country will never be safe until we deport all the Eskimos,” or “The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.”<\/p>\n Things we say to get into someone’s pants:<\/strong> “Your poetry’s really good,” “I like Radiohead, too,” or “What do you think you’re looking at, sugar tits?”<\/p>\n Which brings us to the case of Mel Gibson’s DUI bust<\/a>. It was funny enough to see that he’d been busted, but the humor level went through the roof when the report came out about his anti-semitic tirade toward the arresting deputy. <\/p>\n Dan Drezner has a neat chain-of-events<\/a> that will spin out of the weekend, Chris Hitchens offers a great subhed for his Gibson column<\/a> (“He is sick to his empty core with Jew-hatred”), the Times has the meta-story about the speed of scandal<\/a>, and Gregg Easterbrook has a football column<\/a> up at ESPN.com.<\/p>\n Why mention that last one? Because Disney-owned ESPN fired Easterbrook a few years ago for what were perceived as anti-semitic remarks directed at movie studio owners<\/a>. I wrote about the situation here<\/a> and here<\/a>. For a while, Easterbrook’s Tuesday Morning Quarterback column was carried at NFL.com. It returned to ESPN this season without a comment. At the moment, it’s the lead item on ESPN.com, with the headline “Easter Tuesday.”<\/p>\n Maybe ESPN was just waiting for Disney CEO Michael Eisner to leave before bringing Easterbrook back. Or perhaps Willow Bay was a big fan of the column. The cold medication’s kicking in too strongly for me to make any real point here, but Easterbrook’s been “forgiven” by ESPN (which shouldn’t have fired him to begin with), even if they couldn’t get around to explaining how their interpretation of his comments has changed. Gibson, on the other hand, with his tortured apology<\/a>, seems to be intent on proving the South Park guys right<\/a>.<\/p>\n (In the process of “researching” this post, I came across a batshit-crazy anti-semitic website devoted to explaining Jewish ownership of American media<\/a>. Enjoy.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" We all say dumb things when we’re hammer drunk, and I think they generally fall into one of three groups: Maudlin sentimentalities: “I love you guys,” “I could’ve gone pro if I didn’t blow out my shoulder,” or “My life is f***ed.” Pronunciamentos: “David Duke is right! Who’s standing up for the rights of white … <\/p>\n