{"id":1063,"date":"2006-08-04T11:40:36","date_gmt":"2006-08-04T16:40:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/no-one-goes-to-hooters-for-wings\/"},"modified":"2006-08-04T11:41:36","modified_gmt":"2006-08-04T16:41:36","slug":"no-one-goes-to-hooters-for-wings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/no-one-goes-to-hooters-for-wings","title":{"rendered":"No one goes to Hooters for wings"},"content":{"rendered":"

BW offers the Worst Brand Extensions<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The one time I dyed my hair (fall 2002), I think I used that Maxim hair color. I can’t remember, probably because the cheap chemicals seeped into my brain and destroyed my ability to retain short-term memories.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

BW offers the Worst Brand Extensions. The one time I dyed my hair (fall 2002), I think I used that Maxim hair color. I can’t remember, probably because the cheap chemicals seeped into my brain and destroyed my ability to retain short-term memories.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-big-business"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-h9","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1055,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/dog-hair-etc","url_meta":{"origin":1063,"position":0},"title":"Dog, hair, etc.","author":"Gil","date":"July 29, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Surprise, dear readers! 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