{"id":1078,"date":"2006-08-15T09:29:03","date_gmt":"2006-08-15T14:29:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/silly-cones\/"},"modified":"2006-08-15T09:29:03","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T14:29:03","slug":"silly-cones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/silly-cones","title":{"rendered":"Silly Cones"},"content":{"rendered":"

Is there nothing fake boobs can’t solve<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Is there nothing fake boobs can’t solve?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-ho","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2799,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/fatty-elbow-and-the-end-of-dog-days","url_meta":{"origin":1078,"position":0},"title":"Fatty elbow and the end of dog-days","author":"Gil","date":"October 30, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I had a sad experience on Monday night. 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