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I get wired<\/a>, and my wife gets lucky<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I get wired, and my wife gets lucky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-hT","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5537,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/cheshire-dog","url_meta":{"origin":1109,"position":0},"title":"Cheshire Dog","author":"Gil","date":"August 15, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm nowhere near as good a photographer as my wife, but sometimes I get lucky: Click through that for more pix from our Saturday trip up to our cousins in Cheshire, CT.","rel":"","context":"In "Adventures in Rufus and\/or Otis"","block_context":{"text":"Adventures in Rufus and\/or Otis","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/adventures-in-rufus-and-or-otis"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2423,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/fables-of-the-reconstruction","url_meta":{"origin":1109,"position":1},"title":"Fables of the Reconstruction","author":"Gil","date":"September 11, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm no knee-jerk fan of either major party, so the ugliness of this election season has triggered one of my depressions. 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