{"id":1113,"date":"2006-09-14T05:33:58","date_gmt":"2006-09-14T10:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/got-crabs\/"},"modified":"2006-09-14T05:33:58","modified_gmt":"2006-09-14T10:33:58","slug":"got-crabs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/got-crabs","title":{"rendered":"Got crabs?"},"content":{"rendered":"

A slideshow of the Worst Jobs with the Best Pay<\/a>. I think it’s funny that “IT Worker” ends up on this list, but hey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A slideshow of the Worst Jobs with the Best Pay. I think it’s funny that “IT Worker” ends up on this list, but hey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-hX","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1800,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/unrequired-reading-nov-30-2007","url_meta":{"origin":1113,"position":0},"title":"Unrequired Reading: Nov. 30, 2007","author":"Gil","date":"November 30, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Lookin' for links in all the right places? 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