The Break-up<\/a>, in which Jennifer Anniston’s role appeared to be that of mannequin who wears a variety of cocktail dresses.<\/p>\nMore tomorrow!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
We made it to Paris, dear readers, but your Virtual Memoirist and his wife are all sorts of wiped out. I took some pix this afternoon, but haven’t had time to download them. I hope to tomorrow morning, then post them up to flickr. Unfortunately, there were a couple of things we simply couldn’t take … <\/p>\n
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