{"id":1215,"date":"2006-11-21T09:08:35","date_gmt":"2006-11-21T14:08:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/you-know-how-i-know-youre-gay\/"},"modified":"2006-11-21T09:08:35","modified_gmt":"2006-11-21T14:08:35","slug":"you-know-how-i-know-youre-gay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/you-know-how-i-know-youre-gay","title":{"rendered":"You know how I know YOU&#8217;RE gay?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Friday, I said these things:<\/p>\n<p>a) &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Confessions-Dance-Floor-Madonna\/dp\/B000B8QEZG\/voyantpublishing\" target=\"_blank\">Madonna&#8217;s new album<\/a> is pretty good!&#8221; (except for the talking parts)<\/p>\n<p>b) &#8220;I really need to get that new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Ta-Dah-Scissor-Sisters\/dp\/B000HCO8IQ\/voyantpublishing\" target=\"_blank\">Scissor Sisters record<\/a>!&#8221; (sorry I didn&#8217;t get to them sooner, Tina)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m out of the office till Monday, so it&#8217;s time to get about 10 million things done around the house. I&#8217;m hoping to give this site a facelift, so if you have trouble logging in during the next few days, try  back later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Friday, I said these things: a) &#8220;Madonna&#8217;s new album is pretty good!&#8221; (except for the talking parts) b) &#8220;I really need to get that new Scissor Sisters record!&#8221; (sorry I didn&#8217;t get to them sooner, Tina) Anyway, I&#8217;m out of the office till Monday, so it&#8217;s time to get about 10 million things done &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/you-know-how-i-know-youre-gay\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;You know how I know YOU&#8217;RE gay?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-jB","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}