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I can’t make this stuff up: the new Microsoft operating system offers users nine different ways to turn off their computers<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I can’t make this stuff up: the new Microsoft operating system offers users nine different ways to turn off their computers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[27,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-big-business","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-jS","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6016,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/turn-40-much","url_meta":{"origin":1232,"position":0},"title":"Turn 40 much?","author":"Gil","date":"May 26, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Today I realized that the only two TV series I've picked up on lately are In Treatment and Men of a Certain Age.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5859,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/where-can-wisdom-be-found","url_meta":{"origin":1232,"position":1},"title":"Where Can Wisdom Be Found?","author":"Gil","date":"January 7, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Apparently, Philip Roth tells us, not in old age: Which is not good news, as I turn 40 next week. 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