{"id":1236,"date":"2006-12-06T19:23:37","date_gmt":"2006-12-07T00:23:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/youd-think-theyd-be-better-at-software-piracy\/"},"modified":"2006-12-06T19:23:37","modified_gmt":"2006-12-07T00:23:37","slug":"youd-think-theyd-be-better-at-software-piracy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/youd-think-theyd-be-better-at-software-piracy","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;d think they&#8217;d be better at software piracy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The big year-end issue of my magazine is split between a directory of contract service providers (2nd half) and a series of profile pages of advertisers. Some of them by a profile\/ad spread, others just buy a profile. My associate editor and I get the text and images in, lay them out, send low-res PDFs over to each client, and put in whatever revisions they request and send out more PDFs.<\/p>\n<p>Since there are around 120 profile advertisers, you can imagine that there&#8217;s lot of project management involved. We also need a certain amount of perspective on which profiles are going to be smooth and which are going to &#8220;take some work.&#8221; Every morning, I open up a spreadsheet that contains the status of every &#8220;unapproved&#8221; company (their info gets moved to a worksheet called &#8220;Yay! Done!&#8221; when they&#8217;re approved). It reminds me which companies I need to harass and which ones I&#8217;ve yet to get started with because I know their profiles are going to be a major hassle.<\/p>\n<p>When it&#8217;s a new advertiser, we have to engage in some handholding. When that new advertiser is overseas, this process can get a little more taxing. When the new overseas advertiser sends files from a program that you haven&#8217;t seen since 1998, it can make you throw your hands in the air. And when <em>two<\/em> of them send files from that same program. . .?<\/p>\n<p>Today, I received e-mails from two separate accounts in India, and they both sent me files from Corel Draw. I looked at these attachments and their &#8220;.cdr&#8221; extensions and I thought, &#8220;Are they using Windows98? Did they send these e-mails over Prodigy? Are they just discovering Celine Dion and Titanic? Should I ask them to resend everything on a ZipDisk?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It felt like the time I found my old collection of mix tapes up in the attic and realized that I don&#8217;t even own a machine that can play them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The big year-end issue of my magazine is split between a directory of contract service providers (2nd half) and a series of profile pages of advertisers. Some of them by a profile\/ad spread, others just buy a profile. My associate editor and I get the text and images in, lay them out, send low-res PDFs &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/youd-think-theyd-be-better-at-software-piracy\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;You&#8217;d think they&#8217;d be better at software piracy&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-jW","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1707,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/low-profile","url_meta":{"origin":1236,"position":0},"title":"Low Profile","author":"Gil","date":"October 26, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Following Ron Rosenbaum's epic takedown of Esquire's Angelina Jolie cover story a few months ago, there's a movement afoot to identify the most fatuous celebrity profile. 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