{"id":1309,"date":"2007-01-23T11:48:31","date_gmt":"2007-01-23T16:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/if-i-could-be-like-schlomo\/"},"modified":"2007-01-23T11:48:31","modified_gmt":"2007-01-23T16:48:31","slug":"if-i-could-be-like-schlomo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/if-i-could-be-like-schlomo","title":{"rendered":"If I could be like Schlomo!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Official VM buddy and new dad Craig S. writes, &#8220;Admit it; <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.deadspin.com\/sports\/clips\/i-hope-you-watch-it-over-and-over-like-i-will-230703.php\">this is you<\/a>, isn&#8217;t it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I retain plausible deniability, because I never had much athleticism when I looked like that guy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Official VM buddy and new dad Craig S. writes, &#8220;Admit it; this is you, isn&#8217;t it?&#8221; I retain plausible deniability, because I never had much athleticism when I looked like that guy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-basketball","category-sports"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-l7","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1309"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1309\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}