{"id":1312,"date":"2007-01-27T12:52:11","date_gmt":"2007-01-27T17:52:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/v-for-vitamin\/"},"modified":"2007-01-27T12:52:11","modified_gmt":"2007-01-27T17:52:11","slug":"v-for-vitamin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/v-for-vitamin","title":{"rendered":"V for Vitamin"},"content":{"rendered":"

Those of you who pretend to know me through this blog pretend to know that I’m a creature of habit. When something works out for me, I stick with it till it fails. Then I kick it to the curb. When I break from this practice, I tend to get screwed.<\/p>\n

Last week week, for example, I switched from Breathe Right brand nose strips over to the private label brand at CVS. I should’ve known something was wrong when one of the instructions was “line up the bump” and another was “hold in place for 20 seconds.”<\/p>\n

By morning, the strip was half off one side of my nose, and removing it left a nasty mark on the bridge (where I lined up the bump). So it’s back to the same old.<\/p>\n

Now, if you’ve made it through this far, then you know there’s gonna be some<\/em> sorta payoff. In this instance, it involves fluorescent urine and potential liver and CNS damage.<\/p>\n

See, the same day I bought the cheap-ass nose strips, I also needed to restock on my multivitamin. I had just finished a 200-count bottle of One-A-Day Men’s Health. It’s only in the past year or two that I got into the habit of taking vitamins. I can’t detect any effect, but it’s possible I’d be a deteriorated wreck by now if I hadn’t<\/em> been taking the darn things.<\/p>\n

Amy & I checked out the local health food store, since she’d never been inside. I took a look at the vitamins while she was checking out some rice. The clerk directed me to Ultra II<\/a> dailies from Nature’s Plus. It cost $25 for 60 tablets, which took me aback. But I bought them, figuring “at that price, they must be good.”<\/p>\n

That was Saturday. Wednesday evening, Amy asked how the new vitamins were. Besides expensive.<\/p>\n

I said, “They seem fine. I gotta say, though, I had no idea my body could produce a yellow that<\/em> fluorescent.” She chalked it up to the B-complex in the vitamins. I thought maybe it was polonium-210, and that the FSB<\/a> was ready to silence Virtual Memories<\/em> for good, but I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. Unless she was in<\/em> on it. . .<\/p>\n

Okay, so maybe I was getting a little paranoid.<\/p>\n

I figured that having fluorescent urine would make for a fine party gimmick, since we do<\/em> have that Super Bowl bash next Sunday, but Amy decided to give my new vitamins an extra look.<\/p>\n

After a few minutes on the laptop, and she announced, “You need to stop taking those.”<\/p>\n

“Why’s that?”<\/p>\n

“Well, it says here<\/a> that the upper daily limit of vitamin A is 10,000 IU. And your new vitamin has 25,000 IU.”<\/p>\n

“. . . Wow! There’s a Teratology Society<\/a>? Is that like the Monster Society of Evil<\/a>?”<\/p>\n

“Sigh.”<\/p>\n

I think I’d be worried if Amy did get some of my references.<\/p>\n

We checked out a few more reputable sources, plus wikipedia<\/a>, and determined that it was probably best if I don’t risk liver collapse, osteoporosis, CNS damage and, most important, hair loss (gotta have your priorities straight). So it’s back to the same old.<\/p>\n

(Just wondering: if they’re pseudotumors<\/a>, that means they’re not as bad as regular tumors, right?)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Those of you who pretend to know me through this blog pretend to know that I’m a creature of habit. When something works out for me, I stick with it till it fails. Then I kick it to the curb. When I break from this practice, I tend to get screwed. Last week week, for … <\/p>\n

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