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Dear strange orange shadow-race of people<\/a> who live on the edge of my suburban NJ town:<\/p>\n

Please stop eating the squirrels<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear strange orange shadow-race of people who live on the edge of my suburban NJ town: Please stop eating the squirrels.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-suburbs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-ld","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1756,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/this-is-your-hometown-2","url_meta":{"origin":1315,"position":0},"title":"This is your hometown…","author":"Gil","date":"October 31, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"My town is in the news again. 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