{"id":1316,"date":"2007-01-27T13:28:40","date_gmt":"2007-01-27T18:28:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/come-fly-without-me\/"},"modified":"2007-01-27T13:28:40","modified_gmt":"2007-01-27T18:28:40","slug":"come-fly-without-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/come-fly-without-me","title":{"rendered":"Come Fly Without Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week, my boss &#038; I went over the year&#8217;s conference schedule, to figure out who&#8217;s going where. As it turns out, due to a couple of local-ish shows and changes in our production schedules, I&#8217;m not going to have to do too much business-flying this year. It&#8217;s a nice change from the past 3 years, which saw plenty of work-flights and lots of Xanax-ingestion.<\/p>\n<p>I can trace my air-anxiety to a takeoff to Phoenix in October 2003, where the first 90 seconds out of Newark were the most harrowing moments of my life. Since then, I&#8217;ve been a nervous flyer. Not in extreme &#8220;Get me off this plane!&#8221; ways, but I tend to take bumps pretty seriously. It&#8217;s silly, and I&#8217;m able to get over it sometimes by preoccupying myself with music (the louder and more techno-y, the better) or that aforementioned anti-anxiety drug.<\/p>\n<p>I bring all this up because Donald at 2Blowhards has a great post about <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.2blowhards.com\/archives\/2007\/01\/scary_airports_1.html#003767\">Scary Airports<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The airports I&#8217;ve flown into that make me nervous tend to be those in cramped locations. National Airport near Washington and New York&#8217;s LaGuardia are two examples. National is tucked next to the Potomac River and its main runway is about 6,900 feet long (and seemed shorter the last time I used it, 15+ years ago). La Guardia&#8217;s runways are about 150 feet longer, but the airport is boxed in by Long Island Sound. Unless you&#8217;re landing to the north (and waving at friends in the Shea Stadium parking lot), landing approaches are over water.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Personally, I don&#8217;t have a problem with coming in over water. Although I recall that a flight during my trip to Sweden &#038; Denmark in 2004 allowed passengers to look through cameras on the plane&#8217;s exterior, as part of the in-flight entertainment. The approach over water (I think it was coming into Paris for the connection at CDG) was a little disturbing from nose-cam.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, give <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.2blowhards.com\/archives\/2007\/01\/scary_airports_1.html#003767\">his post<\/a> a read, and make sure to check out the comments, which are fantastic.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Bonus: a YouTube video of <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=P_LaAkAyoz0\">planes landing at the incredibly wind-cursed Wellington airport in NZ<\/a>!)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week, my boss &#038; I went over the year&#8217;s conference schedule, to figure out who&#8217;s going where. As it turns out, due to a couple of local-ish shows and changes in our production schedules, I&#8217;m not going to have to do too much business-flying this year. It&#8217;s a nice change from the past 3 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/come-fly-without-me\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Come Fly Without Me&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-travel"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-le","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1411,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/us-pharmacopeia","url_meta":{"origin":1316,"position":0},"title":"U.S. Pharmacopeia","author":"Gil","date":"March 27, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"A month ago, I mentioned the amazing tox breakdown from Gerald Levert's autopsy. 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