{"id":1371,"date":"2007-03-04T10:44:57","date_gmt":"2007-03-04T15:44:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/even-the-moon-is-frightened-of-me\/"},"modified":"2007-03-04T10:44:57","modified_gmt":"2007-03-04T15:44:57","slug":"even-the-moon-is-frightened-of-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/even-the-moon-is-frightened-of-me","title":{"rendered":"Even the moon is frightened of me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was the birthday of the official VM wife, so we celebrated with a fancyish dinner at <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.villagerestaurantgroup.com\/mignon.html\">Mignon<\/a>, in Rutherford, NJ. Because I&#8217;m a practical hubby, I got her <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.adobe.com\/products\/photoshoplightroom\/\">Lightroom<\/a> for photo editing &#038; organizing, and a <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.outmotoring.com\/mini_cooper_outdoor_car_cover.html\">cover<\/a> for her Mini Cooper. And because I&#8217;m romantic and all-powerful, I also <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/stories\/2007\/03\/04\/ap\/tech\/mainD8NLDM7O0.shtml\">blotted the moon out of the sky<\/a> for her.<\/p>\n<p>For apps, Amy ordered scallops, which turned out to be less a stand-alone food and more a delivery system for the sauce and other accouterments. I went with a tuna tartare salad, which was dosed with chili pepper straight from Los Alamos. Fortunately, my taste buds recovered well enough to appreciate our Alaskan cut ribeyes. The quirky highlight of the meal, however, was at the beginning, when we were served our bread. In addition to the standard butter, the dish also contained &#8220;meat spread,&#8221; which was basically a little steak tartare intended to be spread on the bread. It may <em>sound<\/em> gross, but trust me, it was fantastic. Unless you&#8217;re a vegetarian, in which case it really was gross.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, earlier in the day, my friend Cecily stopped in for a lunch visit, and dropped off a birthday gift for Amy and an early anniversary gift, which is putting the pressure on me to come up with a good one. Only 8 days to go! How do I top that lunar eclipse?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was the birthday of the official VM wife, so we celebrated with a fancyish dinner at Mignon, in Rutherford, NJ. Because I&#8217;m a practical hubby, I got her Lightroom for photo editing &#038; organizing, and a cover for her Mini Cooper. And because I&#8217;m romantic and all-powerful, I also blotted the moon out of &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/even-the-moon-is-frightened-of-me\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Even the moon is frightened of me?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-m7","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4151,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/mooning-over-you","url_meta":{"origin":1371,"position":0},"title":"Mooning over you","author":"Gil","date":"July 4, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Anyone read Norman Mailer's Of a Fire on the Moon? 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Walking away from that is terrifying.\" In her debut memoir, To The Moon And Back: A Childhood Under The Influence (Heliotrope Books), Lisa Kohn tells\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Big Business&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Big Business","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/big-business"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/lisakohncomp.jpg?fit=1066%2C800&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/lisakohncomp.jpg?fit=1066%2C800&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/lisakohncomp.jpg?fit=1066%2C800&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/lisakohncomp.jpg?fit=1066%2C800&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/lisakohncomp.jpg?fit=1066%2C800&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":4854,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/unrequired-reading-jan-8-2010","url_meta":{"origin":1371,"position":5},"title":"Unrequired Reading: Jan. 8, 2010","author":"Gil","date":"January 9, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Sorry this is late. 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