{"id":1394,"date":"2007-03-16T12:32:37","date_gmt":"2007-03-16T17:32:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/everybody-outta-the-gene-pool\/"},"modified":"2007-03-16T12:32:37","modified_gmt":"2007-03-16T17:32:37","slug":"everybody-outta-the-gene-pool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/everybody-outta-the-gene-pool","title":{"rendered":"Everybody outta the gene pool!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisislondon.co.uk\/news\/article-23389218-details\/The+woman+driven+to+suicide+by+the+Da+Vinci+Code\/article.do\" target=\"_blank\">went crazy and offed herself because she thought the Da Vinci Code was real<\/a> and that Opus Dei was out to get her. I&#8217;m worried that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejay.com\/2006\/05\/17\/grading-the-career-of-tom-hankss-hair\/\" target=\"_blank\">Tom Hanks&#8217; hair<\/a> is out to get me, but you don&#8217;t see <em>me<\/em> OD&#8217;ing! Man up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman went crazy and offed herself because she thought the Da Vinci Code was real and that Opus Dei was out to get her. I&#8217;m worried that Tom Hanks&#8217; hair is out to get me, but you don&#8217;t see me OD&#8217;ing! Man up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[22,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-literature"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-mu","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}