{"id":1399,"date":"2007-03-20T06:47:34","date_gmt":"2007-03-20T11:47:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/be-funny-for-me\/"},"modified":"2007-03-20T06:47:34","modified_gmt":"2007-03-20T11:47:34","slug":"be-funny-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/be-funny-for-me","title":{"rendered":"Be funny for me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As longtime readers (and friends) know, I can be tremendously boring. Fortunately, my readers (and friends) are plenty funny. Writes my buddy Tina, &#8220;Read a news article today. I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;d believe this particular advocate. . .&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A self-inserted vaginal ring that protects from pregnancy for three weeks straight goes on sale in Australia from Tuesday.<\/p>\n<p>The ring can be removed for up to three hours at a time but specialists say it&#8217;s better that women get into the habit of leaving it in.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;NuvaRing can be left in during sex and most guys won&#8217;t even notice that it&#8217;s there,&#8221; said GP and reproductive health advocate Dr Sally Cockburn.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As longtime readers (and friends) know, I can be tremendously boring. Fortunately, my readers (and friends) are plenty funny. Writes my buddy Tina, &#8220;Read a news article today. I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;d believe this particular advocate. . .&#8221; A self-inserted vaginal ring that protects from pregnancy for three weeks straight goes on sale in &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/be-funny-for-me\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Be funny for me!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pharmaceuticals"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-mz","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1635,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/unrequired-reading-aug-24-2007","url_meta":{"origin":1399,"position":0},"title":"Unrequired Reading: Aug. 24, 2007","author":"Gil","date":"August 24, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"The links just keep coming, dear readers! 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