To all my Jewish readers out there: have a great Pesach!<\/p>\n
To all my True American readers out there: have a great baseball season!<\/p>\n
To the Gators and the Buckeyes: have a great 3OT game tonight!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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