{"id":1509,"date":"2007-05-17T20:56:37","date_gmt":"2007-05-18T01:56:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/your-primitive-intellect-wouldnt-understand-things-with-alloys-and-compositions-and-things-with-molecular-structures\/"},"modified":"2010-07-27T16:18:01","modified_gmt":"2010-07-27T20:18:01","slug":"your-primitive-intellect-wouldnt-understand-things-with-alloys-and-compositions-and-things-with-molecular-structures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/your-primitive-intellect-wouldnt-understand-things-with-alloys-and-compositions-and-things-with-molecular-structures","title":{"rendered":"Your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand things with alloys and compositions and things with. . . molecular structures."},"content":{"rendered":"

I may be crap with drywall anchors and painting trim, but I totally rock the shit with my electric chainsaw:<\/p>\n

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Here’s a set of pix of this evening’s “yardwork.”<\/a> And one of yesterday’s mess<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I may be crap with drywall anchors and painting trim, but I totally rock the shit with my electric chainsaw: Here’s a set of pix of this evening’s “yardwork.” And one of yesterday’s mess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-suburbs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-ol","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1509"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5466,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509\/revisions\/5466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}