{"id":1524,"date":"2007-05-28T10:02:17","date_gmt":"2007-05-28T15:02:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/im-too-sexy-for-this-protest\/"},"modified":"2007-05-28T10:02:17","modified_gmt":"2007-05-28T15:02:17","slug":"im-too-sexy-for-this-protest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/im-too-sexy-for-this-protest","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m too sexy for this protest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Richard Fairbrass, the lead guy from Right Said Fred, <a href=\"http:\/\/news.sky.com\/skynews\/article\/0,,30200-1267687,00.html\" target=\"_blank\">got attacked during a gay rights protest<\/a> in Moscow.<\/p>\n<p>Wait, you&#8217;re telling me <em>this guy<\/em> is gay?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rightsaidfred.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo_richard8.jpg?w=525\" alt=\"I\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2m too sexy\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Richard Fairbrass, the lead guy from Right Said Fred, got attacked during a gay rights protest in Moscow. 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