{"id":1549,"date":"2007-06-12T16:06:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-12T21:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/kirsten-kristen-whatever\/"},"modified":"2007-06-12T16:08:11","modified_gmt":"2007-06-12T21:08:11","slug":"kirsten-kristen-whatever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/kirsten-kristen-whatever","title":{"rendered":"Kirsten, Kristen: whatever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Please to enjoy, a faux-outtake from <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0478311\/\" target=\"_blank\">Knocked Up<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><object id=\"myFlash\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" data=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/v1\/flvideo\/fodplayer.swf?channel=0|3|5|0&amp;ratename='IMMORTAL'&amp;rating=4.16667&amp;ratedby=3&amp;canrate=&amp;VID=6231&amp;file=http:\/\/funnyordie.vo.llnwd.net\/o16\/6231.flv&amp;autoStart=false\" height=\"380\" width=\"464\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/v1\/flvideo\/fodplayer.swf?channel=0|3|5|0&amp;ratename='IMMORTAL'&amp;rating=4.16667&amp;ratedby=3&amp;canrate=&amp;VID=6231&amp;file=http:\/\/funnyordie.vo.llnwd.net\/o16\/6231.flv&amp;autoStart=false\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><param name=\"swliveconnect\" value=\"true\"><\/param><ibed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" scale=\"noScale\" salign=\"TL\" bgcolor=\"#000000\" flashvars=\"channel=0|3|5|0&amp;ratename='IMMORTAL'&amp;rating=4.16667&amp;ratedby=3&amp;canrate=&amp;VID=6231&amp;file=http:\/\/funnyordie.vo.llnwd.net\/o16\/6231.flv&amp;autoStart=false\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" height=\"380\" width=\"464\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/v1\/view_video.php?viewkey=d0277922f8371d582729\">James Franco gets fired as lead role in Knocked Up<br \/>\n<\/a><\/ibed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please to enjoy, a faux-outtake from Knocked Up: James Franco gets fired as lead role in Knocked Up<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-oZ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":177,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/and-i-thought-our-impeachment-battles-were-tough","url_meta":{"origin":1549,"position":0},"title":"And I thought OUR impeachment battles were tough . . .","author":"Gil","date":"March 12, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"South Korea's parliament, or an outtake from The Matrix Reloaded?","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":600,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/rr","url_meta":{"origin":1549,"position":1},"title":"R&#038;R","author":"Gil","date":"July 14, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Bad weather kept us from leaving Newark Airport for quite a while yesterday, so our first day of vacation was spent largely doing crossword puzzles, reading (thought I'd read Huck Finn again), listening to our iPods, and doing more crossword puzzles. 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