{"id":1554,"date":"2007-06-16T06:48:44","date_gmt":"2007-06-16T11:48:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/the-lady-or-the-colon\/"},"modified":"2007-06-16T06:48:44","modified_gmt":"2007-06-16T11:48:44","slug":"the-lady-or-the-colon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/the-lady-or-the-colon","title":{"rendered":"The Lady or the Colon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of these links will connect you to AfterEllen.com&#8217;s Hot 100 list of hotties. Another points to a lengthy interview with Jane Jacobs about urban environments and convention centers. The third? Mark Cuban&#8217;s discussion about his colonoscopy.<\/p>\n<p>Do you dare click through door #1? Or is door #2 more your speed? Could door #3 lead to the words, &#8220;Like every guy, the thought of being violated by a long tube is at the very bottom of the list of things I want to do on a summer day&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Good luck, dear readers! I&#8217;ve randomized the links in tinyurl.com, so no peeking!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/yr4kxu\" target=\"_blank\">Door #1<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/yrelro\" target=\"_blank\">Door #2<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/2erk5e\" target=\"_blank\">Door #3<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of these links will connect you to AfterEllen.com&#8217;s Hot 100 list of hotties. Another points to a lengthy interview with Jane Jacobs about urban environments and convention centers. The third? Mark Cuban&#8217;s discussion about his colonoscopy. Do you dare click through door #1? Or is door #2 more your speed? Could door #3 lead &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/the-lady-or-the-colon\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Lady or the Colon&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-p4","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7839,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/roth-on-roth-action","url_meta":{"origin":1554,"position":0},"title":"Roth on Roth action","author":"Gil","date":"April 17, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Looks like PBS has the entire Philip Roth ep. of its American Masters series free online! 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