{"id":1570,"date":"2007-06-28T16:23:08","date_gmt":"2007-06-28T21:23:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/once-more-unto-the-drew-friedman-izer\/"},"modified":"2007-11-23T09:36:23","modified_gmt":"2007-11-23T14:36:23","slug":"once-more-unto-the-drew-friedman-izer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/once-more-unto-the-drew-friedman-izer","title":{"rendered":"Once more unto the Drew Friedman-izer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>PleasepleasePLEASE never let me get written about in the <a href=\"http:\/\/online.wsj.com\/article\/SB117876649138598177.html\" target=\"_blank\">Wall Street Journal<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/deanwsj.gif?w=525\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PleasepleasePLEASE never let me get written about in the Wall Street Journal:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-drew-friedmanizer"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-pk","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1445,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/watch-this-space","url_meta":{"origin":1570,"position":0},"title":"Watch this space","author":"Gil","date":"April 10, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Back in college, I remarked that the weirdly pointillized head-shots on the front page of the Wall Street Journal looked like they'd been put through the \"Drew Friedman-izer\". I'm not sure if it was funnier to make a joke about a cartoonist best known for The Incredible Shrinking Joe Franklin,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Art&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Art","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/art"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1600,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/just-another-victim-of-the-drew-friedmanizer","url_meta":{"origin":1570,"position":1},"title":"Just another victim of the Drew Friedmanizer","author":"Gil","date":"July 25, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"The good news? Amazon's net profit more than tripled. The bad news? 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