{"id":1589,"date":"2007-07-17T20:09:08","date_gmt":"2007-07-18T01:09:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/things-i-never-thought-id-say-to-a-man-in-a-bathroom\/"},"modified":"2007-07-17T20:09:08","modified_gmt":"2007-07-18T01:09:08","slug":"things-i-never-thought-id-say-to-a-man-in-a-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/things-i-never-thought-id-say-to-a-man-in-a-bathroom","title":{"rendered":"Things I never thought I&#8217;d say to a man in a bathroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>See, um, one of my coworkers is a big fan of the work of <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0307497\/\" target=\"_blank\">Alex Garland<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0000965\/\" target=\"_blank\">Danny Boyle<\/a>, and I wanted to let him know that the new science fiction film from those two was coming out this Friday.<\/p>\n<p>Embarrassingly, this led to a moment in which I finished at the urinal and Tim walked out of a stall, and as we were washing our hands, I said to him:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0448134\/\" target=\"_blank\">Sunshine?<\/a>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>(I mean, it has a really <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/trailers\/fox_searchlight\/sunshine\/\" target=\"_blank\">awesome trailer<\/a>, and it&#8217;s got the guy from <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0289043\/\" target=\"_blank\">28 Days Later<\/a>. . .)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See, um, one of my coworkers is a big fan of the work of Alex Garland and Danny Boyle, and I wanted to let him know that the new science fiction film from those two was coming out this Friday. Embarrassingly, this led to a moment in which I finished at the urinal and Tim &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/things-i-never-thought-id-say-to-a-man-in-a-bathroom\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Things I never thought I&#8217;d say to a man in a bathroom&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-pD","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1589\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}