{"id":1696,"date":"2007-10-15T06:23:14","date_gmt":"2007-10-15T11:23:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/more-cold-war-relics\/"},"modified":"2007-10-15T06:23:14","modified_gmt":"2007-10-15T11:23:14","slug":"more-cold-war-relics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/more-cold-war-relics","title":{"rendered":"More cold war relics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In keeping with the previous post on Norman Mailer&#8217;s gnostic wackiness, I should probably also relegate Ben Stein to &#8220;relic of the cold war&#8221; status, but he seems to have adjusted pretty well to the modern age, and offers <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2007\/10\/14\/business\/yourmoney\/14every.html\" target=\"_blank\">some pretty good life &amp; investment advice<\/a> in his most recent column in the <em>NYTimes<\/em>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>GET A BIG DOG<\/strong> And have that dog sleep in your bed with you. Dogs know nothing of mortality, and they share that peace with you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>INVEST FOR THE LONG HAUL<\/strong> If you are a smart long-term investor, do not pay any attention to short-term developments. They are often reported by people whose motivation may be to scare you (screaming about the subprime &#8220;crisis&#8221;) or to make you giddily greedy (screaming about that one certain stock you should buy to retire rich).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>On the other hand, Terry Eagleton <a href=\"http:\/\/www.moreintelligentlife.com\/node\/286\" target=\"_blank\">comes off as a Marxist douchebag<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In keeping with the previous post on Norman Mailer&#8217;s gnostic wackiness, I should probably also relegate Ben Stein to &#8220;relic of the cold war&#8221; status, but he seems to have adjusted pretty well to the modern age, and offers some pretty good life &amp; investment advice in his most recent column in the NYTimes: GET &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/more-cold-war-relics\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;More cold war relics&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[27,17,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-big-business","category-politics-explicit","category-religion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-rm","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5573,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/my-dog-casanova","url_meta":{"origin":1696,"position":0},"title":"My dog, Casanova","author":"Gil","date":"September 4, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Some ladies see his deep, soulful eyes and melt. 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