{"id":1754,"date":"2007-10-30T17:20:59","date_gmt":"2007-10-30T22:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/better-read-than-dead-or-vice-versa-i-think\/"},"modified":"2007-10-30T17:23:36","modified_gmt":"2007-10-30T22:23:36","slug":"better-read-than-dead-or-vice-versa-i-think","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/better-read-than-dead-or-vice-versa-i-think","title":{"rendered":"Better read than dead. Or vice versa. I think."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe I&#8217;m misreading the signs, but it looks like we&#8217;re due for a round of worlds-enough-and-time! In this case, the publication of Pierre Bayard&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.printthis.clickability.com\/pt\/cpt?action=cpt&amp;expire=&amp;urlID=24536316&amp;fb=Y&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fnymag.com%2Farts%2Fbooks%2Freviews%2F39578%2F&amp;partnerID=73272\" target=\"_blank\">How To Talk About Books You Haven&#8217;t Read<\/a> opens the door for literary types to name the &#8220;great books&#8221; that they&#8217;ve never read (and likely will never get around to).<\/p>\n<p>In this case, <em>Slate<\/em> has followed up 2001&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/101969\/\" target=\"_blank\">Literary Critic&#8217;s Shelf of Shame<\/a> with a new piece: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2176907\" target=\"_blank\">The Great Novel I Never Read<\/a>. While the former canvassed critics (duh), this new feature garners responses from contemporary authors.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m usually leery of this sort of exercise, as it can degenerate into people disparaging some legitimately great novels <em>because<\/em> they&#8217;ve never gotten around to reading them. I used to think that I keep that <a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/all-the-books-ive-read\/\" target=\"_blank\">gigantic list of all the books I&#8217;ve finished since I began college in 1989<\/a> just to scare people out of asking my opinion about any particular book. After looking over this article, I&#8217;m starting to think that my real reason is to justify not having read some of those great books, myself: &#8220;Ferchrissakes! Look at how many <em>other<\/em> books I&#8217;ve read! There are only so many hours in a day!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Of course, I&#8217;m guilty of disparaging great books on flimsy grounds, most recently in my  rant about the immediate sense of alienness (not alienation) I got when starting <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1593080239?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=virtualmemories-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=1593080239\">Middlemarch<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=1593080239\" style=\"border: medium none  ! important; margin: 0px ! important\" border=\"0\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" \/> earlier this month. Of course, now that I&#8217;m around 500 pages in, I&#8217;m wondering how I managed to get this far in life without reading it. And, sure, maybe I felt more sympathy for Casaubon than the average Middlemarch reader, but I&#8217;m a sucker for a classically trained scholar who can&#8217;t bring himself to start writing his great work. Go figure.)<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, that snide attitude isn&#8217;t on display in the new <em>Slate<\/em> piece. Instead, I noticed something funnier: while I&#8217;ve read a number of the books cited in this article, I&#8217;ve actually read only one book by any of these contemporary authors (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0061120057?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=virtualmemories-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0061120057\">Little, Big<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=0061120057\" style=\"border: medium none  ! important; margin: 0px ! important\" border=\"0\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" \/> by John Crowley).<\/p>\n<p>Now back to Raffles &amp; Bulstrode! (which means I&#8217;m just about to finish book five)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe I&#8217;m misreading the signs, but it looks like we&#8217;re due for a round of worlds-enough-and-time! In this case, the publication of Pierre Bayard&#8217;s How To Talk About Books You Haven&#8217;t Read opens the door for literary types to name the &#8220;great books&#8221; that they&#8217;ve never read (and likely will never get around to). In &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/better-read-than-dead-or-vice-versa-i-think\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Better read than dead. Or vice versa. I think.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literature"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-si","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1930,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/this-and-that","url_meta":{"origin":1754,"position":0},"title":"This and that","author":"Gil","date":"March 16, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"While finishing Love & Sleep, the second novel in John Crowley's \u00c3\u2020gypt cycle, this week, I came across the word, \"rufous.\" I checked with my dog Rufus to see if he knew what it meant, but he was as clueless as I was. 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