{"id":1761,"date":"2007-11-02T05:40:02","date_gmt":"2007-11-02T10:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/id-like-a-seat-in-the-no-shooting-section\/"},"modified":"2007-11-02T05:40:02","modified_gmt":"2007-11-02T10:40:02","slug":"id-like-a-seat-in-the-no-shooting-section","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/id-like-a-seat-in-the-no-shooting-section","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;d like a seat in the &#8220;No Shooting&#8221; section"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think the answer to &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/seven\/11022007\/news\/regionalnews\/g_man_sticks_it_to_da_with_toast_at_mob__677441.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Where do I go to get my reputation back?<\/a>&#8221; is &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Paul_Castellano\" target=\"_blank\">Not Sparks Steak House.<\/a>&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think the answer to &#8220;Where do I go to get my reputation back?&#8221; is &#8220;Not Sparks Steak House.&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-sp","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1761"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1761\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}