{"id":1767,"date":"2007-11-03T23:49:28","date_gmt":"2007-11-04T04:49:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/i-was-so-close\/"},"modified":"2007-11-06T00:11:33","modified_gmt":"2007-11-06T05:11:33","slug":"i-was-so-close","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/i-was-so-close","title":{"rendered":"I was so close!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The flight got pretty bumpy about 90 minutes from LV. Fortunately, I was on Xanax, so I wasn&#8217;t as uptight as I usually get during flights.<\/p>\n<p>That said, I DID think to myself, &#8220;Ferchrissakes! I have THREE GODDAMN PAGES of <em>Middlemarch<\/em> left! I will be SO pissed off if we go down before I finish it!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The flight got pretty bumpy about 90 minutes from LV. Fortunately, I was on Xanax, so I wasn&#8217;t as uptight as I usually get during flights. That said, I DID think to myself, &#8220;Ferchrissakes! I have THREE GODDAMN PAGES of Middlemarch left! I will be SO pissed off if we go down before I finish &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/i-was-so-close\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I was so close!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[57,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-las-vegas","category-travel"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-sv","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1767"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}