{"id":1802,"date":"2007-11-29T09:09:42","date_gmt":"2007-11-29T14:09:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/a-gala-night-is-about-all-i-can-handle\/"},"modified":"2007-11-29T09:09:42","modified_gmt":"2007-11-29T14:09:42","slug":"a-gala-night-is-about-all-i-can-handle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/a-gala-night-is-about-all-i-can-handle","title":{"rendered":"A Gala Night is About All I Can Handle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night&#8217;s &#8220;black tie optional&#8221; event turned out to be pretty slanted toward tuxedos. Rocking the black suit, white shirt and silver tie, I feared that I&#8217;d be mistaken for a waiter. Fortunately, the waitstaff wore Nehru jackets<\/p>\n<p>Even so, I felt pretty out of place among the tuxes and bespoke suits. I thought that it&#8217;d be nice to get suits made sometime, but realized that I&#8217;d prefer to blow my money on high-end gin, too many books, and the NFL&#8217;s HD package.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the drive into NYC was smooth, even though the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting was going on that evening. Figuring that traffic would build close to my Columbus Circle destination, I decided to get off the West Side Highway at 79th, park at a garage near West End Ave., and walk the 19 blocks down to the Mandarin.<\/p>\n<p>On the way, I passed Lincoln Center, which had its own (much smaller) tree on display. I liked the colors, so I insist you must, too!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/chimeraobscura\/2073071661\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2367\/2073071661_a6c016527e.jpg?resize=375%2C500\" height=\"500\" width=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And while we&#8217;re at it, here&#8217;s a photo of the sunset in NJ, as I cruised down the West Side. The view was absolutely spectacular as I came off the George Washington Bridge, but taking a picture from that ramp would&#8217;ve been impossible:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/chimeraobscura\/2073089139\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2399\/2073089139_5ddbd53975.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" height=\"375\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night&#8217;s &#8220;black tie optional&#8221; event turned out to be pretty slanted toward tuxedos. Rocking the black suit, white shirt and silver tie, I feared that I&#8217;d be mistaken for a waiter. Fortunately, the waitstaff wore Nehru jackets Even so, I felt pretty out of place among the tuxes and bespoke suits. I thought that &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/a-gala-night-is-about-all-i-can-handle\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Gala Night is About All I Can Handle&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-urban-issues"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-t4","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":906,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/what-20-will-get-you","url_meta":{"origin":1802,"position":0},"title":"What $20 will get you","author":"Gil","date":"April 10, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"The first day of the conference was good, but I did a bunch of running around and interviewing, punctuated by a long lunch with a client who revealed that his first marriage ended because his wife was making it with the landscaper. 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