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Ron Jaworski:<\/em> For Tom Brady, it’s all about protection!<\/p>\n

Gil:<\/em> Not with Bridget Moynahan<\/a>, it wasn’t!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ron Jaworski: For Tom Brady, it’s all about protection! Gil: Not with Bridget Moynahan, it wasn’t!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-football"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-t8","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1308,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/2006-2007-nfl-playoff-challenge-round-3-the-post-mortem","url_meta":{"origin":1806,"position":0},"title":"2006-2007 NFL Playoff Challenge, round 3: the post-mortem","author":"Gil","date":"January 22, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Funnily enough, when I was posting that Montaigne quote earlier, I didn't even think about how it relates to my near-complete inability to get anything right with football picks. 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