{"id":1831,"date":"2007-12-25T00:30:10","date_gmt":"2007-12-25T05:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/best-wishes\/"},"modified":"2007-12-24T18:22:53","modified_gmt":"2007-12-24T23:22:53","slug":"best-wishes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/best-wishes","title":{"rendered":"Best wishes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To all my Christian readers: I hope your Christmas is <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/nba\/news\/story?id=3167808\">a million times better than Scott Skiles&#8217;<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>To all my non-alcoholic readers (I know there are some of you out there): Raise a glass for <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/showbiz\/2007\/12\/24\/macgowan-exclusive-89520-20264884\/\">Shane McGowan&#8217;s 50th birthday<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>And remember to brush your teeth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To all my Christian readers: I hope your Christmas is a million times better than Scott Skiles&#8217;. To all my non-alcoholic readers (I know there are some of you out there): Raise a glass for Shane McGowan&#8217;s 50th birthday! And remember to brush your teeth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[34,2,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures-in-gin","category-basketball","category-sports"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-tx","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}