{"id":1845,"date":"2008-01-07T05:00:01","date_gmt":"2008-01-07T10:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/a-vast-right-hand-conspiracy\/"},"modified":"2008-01-07T05:50:11","modified_gmt":"2008-01-07T10:50:11","slug":"a-vast-right-hand-conspiracy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/a-vast-right-hand-conspiracy","title":{"rendered":"A Vast, Right-Hand Conspiracy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trying to find information on setting up college funds for my nieces, I came across <a href=\"http:\/\/www.finaid.org\/questions\/faq.phtml\" target=\"_blank\">this FAQ list<\/a> that includes one of the greatest questions ever:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Misc. and Unusual Questions<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. I have heard about a scholarship for left-handed students. Can you tell me more information about it?<\/p>\n<p>This question comes up frequently, because the popular press and scholarship matching services like to use it as an example of unusual scholarships.<\/p>\n<p>The only scholarship for left-handed students is the Frederick and Mary F. Beckley Scholarship of up to $1,000. This scholarship is awarded to left-handed students who will be attending Juniata College. This scholarship is not available to students who aren&#8217;t enrolled at Juniata College. For more information, write to Office of Student Financial Planning, Juniata College, 1700 Moore Street, Huntington, PA 16652.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Of course, this led me to look for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegeandfinance.com\/32-weird-scholarships-almost-anyone-can-get\/\" target=\"_blank\">other bizarre scholarships<\/a>. If I knew about this stuff, I wouldn&#8217;t have pretended to have Serbo-Croatian and Navajo parents when I filled out my financial aid application.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trying to find information on setting up college funds for my nieces, I came across this FAQ list that includes one of the greatest questions ever: Misc. and Unusual Questions 1. I have heard about a scholarship for left-handed students. Can you tell me more information about it? This question comes up frequently, because the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/a-vast-right-hand-conspiracy\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Vast, Right-Hand Conspiracy&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-tL","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2015,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/happy-shakespeare-day","url_meta":{"origin":1845,"position":0},"title":"Happy Shakespeare Day!","author":"Gil","date":"April 23, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I don't have any traditional activity to celebrate Shakespeare's birthday, but here's a post from Ron Rosenbaum with a ton of suggestions about Shakespeare material (websites, books, movies). 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