{"id":1869,"date":"2008-01-30T07:18:23","date_gmt":"2008-01-30T12:18:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/why-do-the-chickens-have-human-arms\/"},"modified":"2008-01-30T07:18:23","modified_gmt":"2008-01-30T12:18:23","slug":"why-do-the-chickens-have-human-arms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/why-do-the-chickens-have-human-arms","title":{"rendered":"Why do the chickens have human arms?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m off to the optometrist, now that I&#8217;ve learned that you can&#8217;t order contact lenses without a prescription. Thanks, opti-cartel!<\/p>\n<p>I was saving this for the right occasion. It is really not safe for work, if you work in a cubicle farm.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/i2spZ-NDfS4&#038;rel=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Of course, I don&#8217;t endorse any of the aforementioned behavior.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m off to the optometrist, now that I&#8217;ve learned that you can&#8217;t order contact lenses without a prescription. Thanks, opti-cartel! I was saving this for the right occasion. It is really not safe for work, if you work in a cubicle farm. Of course, I don&#8217;t endorse any of the aforementioned behavior.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-u9","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1869"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1869\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}