{"id":1941,"date":"2008-03-07T11:34:50","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T16:34:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/working-at-home\/"},"modified":"2008-03-07T11:38:39","modified_gmt":"2008-03-07T16:38:39","slug":"working-at-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/working-at-home","title":{"rendered":"Working at home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>LOWE&#8217;S REP:<\/em> Sir, we have your freezer in for delivery. We&#8217;ll bring it over tomorrow between 11am and 3pm.<\/p>\n<p><em>GIL:<\/em> You realize you&#8217;re calling me at 8pm to tell me that you&#8217;ll be at my home <em>some<\/em>time in the middle of the next workday, right? Do people who buy freezers from you typically not have jobs?<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m working at home today, but didn&#8217;t bring any files back with me. Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LOWE&#8217;S REP: Sir, we have your freezer in for delivery. We&#8217;ll bring it over tomorrow between 11am and 3pm. GIL: You realize you&#8217;re calling me at 8pm to tell me that you&#8217;ll be at my home sometime in the middle of the next workday, right? Do people who buy freezers from you typically not have &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/working-at-home\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Working at home&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-vj","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":473,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/some-people-bring-it-on-themselves","url_meta":{"origin":1941,"position":0},"title":"Some people bring it on themselves","author":"Gil","date":"February 22, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"I read an article in the NYPost [link defunct] detailing the story of a woman who cut off her boyfriend's schlong: The attack occurred around midnight Saturday, after the 44-year-old man argued with alleged knife-wielder Kim Tran about their impending breakup.It seems he was already married to her aunt, the\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1671,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/conference-call","url_meta":{"origin":1941,"position":1},"title":"Conference Call","author":"Gil","date":"September 19, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"We hosted our big (around 400+ people) pharma-conference & exhibition yesterday, and that's the most nerve-wracking day of my year. 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