{"id":1949,"date":"2008-03-12T07:18:49","date_gmt":"2008-03-12T11:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/hit-me-two-times\/"},"modified":"2008-03-12T07:18:49","modified_gmt":"2008-03-12T11:18:49","slug":"hit-me-two-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/hit-me-two-times","title":{"rendered":"Hit me two times!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy second anniversary, <a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/mi\/\" target=\"_blank\">my love<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/wed2.jpg?resize=457%2C612\" height=\"612\" width=\"457\" \/><\/p>\n<p>With plenty more kisses and laughter for the rest of our days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy second anniversary, my love: With plenty more kisses and laughter for the rest of our days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wedding"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-vr","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":868,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/we-made-it","url_meta":{"origin":1949,"position":0},"title":"The Morning After","author":"Gil","date":"March 13, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"We're married! 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