{"id":1981,"date":"2008-04-02T18:40:12","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T22:40:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/they-should-lay-off-the-spicy-food\/"},"modified":"2008-04-02T18:40:12","modified_gmt":"2008-04-02T22:40:12","slug":"they-should-lay-off-the-spicy-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/they-should-lay-off-the-spicy-food","title":{"rendered":"They should lay off the spicy food"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/online.wsj.com\/article\/SB120715961005983677.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/gaseous.png?w=400\"  \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I promise I&#8217;ll get back to real writing soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I promise I&#8217;ll get back to real writing soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-vX","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":877,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/i-promise-ill-stop-soon","url_meta":{"origin":1981,"position":0},"title":"I promise I&#8217;ll stop soon","author":"Gil","date":"March 19, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Wedding&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Wedding","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/wedding"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1663,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/in-love-with-the-sound-of-my-voice","url_meta":{"origin":1981,"position":1},"title":"In love with the sound of my voice?","author":"Gil","date":"September 13, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I know I am! 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