{"id":2036,"date":"2008-05-06T09:03:43","date_gmt":"2008-05-06T13:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=2036"},"modified":"2008-05-06T09:03:43","modified_gmt":"2008-05-06T13:03:43","slug":"beer-goggling-at-the-wsj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/beer-goggling-at-the-wsj","title":{"rendered":"Beer-goggling at the WSJ"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last November, I wrote about how the <em>Wall Street Journal&#8217;s<\/em> infamous headshot illo-style &#8212; which I like to call <a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/the-drew-friedmanizer\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Drew Friedmanizer<\/a> &#8212; had a vested interest in, well, portraying Hilary Clinton a bit unflatteringly:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/hillcli.gif?resize=136%2C229\" alt=\"\" width=\"136\" height=\"229\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Nowadays, I think they&#8217;re more concerned about derailing Sen. Obama&#8217;s campaign. Why, in today&#8217;s article about how both Democratic candidates are <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">pandering sacks of shit<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/online.wsj.com\/article\/SB121002265937368613.html\" target=\"_blank\">reframing their messages on free trade<\/a> as they campaign in Indiana and North Carolina, Sen. Clinton has been transformed:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/hildeux.gif?resize=136%2C228\" alt=\"\" width=\"136\" height=\"228\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Maybe she visited <a href=\"http:\/\/video.aol.com\/partner\/hulu\/napoleon-dynamite-glamour-shots-by-deb\/72XGt6FI0Ie0x5LMLVYiEliPuM4jlNjp\" target=\"_blank\">Glamour Shots by Deb<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>(I like the carefully placed flag pin, although I think giving her a pearl necklace is a bit cruel.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last November, I wrote about how the Wall Street Journal&#8217;s infamous headshot illo-style &#8212; which I like to call The Drew Friedmanizer &#8212; had a vested interest in, well, portraying Hilary Clinton a bit unflatteringly: Nowadays, I think they&#8217;re more concerned about derailing Sen. Obama&#8217;s campaign. Why, in today&#8217;s article about how both Democratic candidates &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/beer-goggling-at-the-wsj\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Beer-goggling at the WSJ&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[17,58],"tags":[134],"class_list":["post-2036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics-explicit","category-the-drew-friedmanizer","tag-hillary-clinton"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-wQ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1792,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/running-down-that-hill","url_meta":{"origin":2036,"position":0},"title":"Running down that Hill","author":"Gil","date":"November 23, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I guess the Wall Street Journal has a vested interest in throwing Hillary Clinton through the Drew Friedmanizer like this: Note: I added a \"Drew Friedmanizer\" category to the site, so now you can check out all the posts with these wacky WSJ pictures.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Politics (explicit)&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Politics (explicit)","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/politics-explicit"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/hillcli.gif?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":2087,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/soft-side-successfully-deployed-sir","url_meta":{"origin":2036,"position":1},"title":"Soft side successfully deployed, sir!","author":"Gil","date":"June 4, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Now that Obama has crossed the delegate finish-line for the Democratic nomination . . . it's time for the finger-pointing! Today's WSJ has a fun article that details the mismanagement, backbiting and strategic idiocy of the Clinton campaign. For a while now, I've been marveling over the Clinton camp's contention\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Politics (explicit)&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Politics (explicit)","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/politics-explicit"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/markpenn.gif?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1760,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/when-you-stare-into-the-drew-friedmanizer","url_meta":{"origin":2036,"position":2},"title":"When you stare into the Drew Friedmanizer&#8230;","author":"Gil","date":"November 1, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":". . . sometimes the Drew Friedmanizer blinks.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;The Drew Friedmanizer&quot;","block_context":{"text":"The Drew Friedmanizer","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/the-drew-friedmanizer"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/imus.gif?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1600,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/just-another-victim-of-the-drew-friedmanizer","url_meta":{"origin":2036,"position":3},"title":"Just another victim of the Drew Friedmanizer","author":"Gil","date":"July 25, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"The good news? Amazon's net profit more than tripled. The bad news? The WSJ broke out the Drew Friedman-izer on Jeff Bezos:","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Big Business&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Big Business","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/big-business"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1675,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/the-drew-friedmanizer-strikes-again","url_meta":{"origin":2036,"position":4},"title":"The Drew Friedmanizer strikes again","author":"Gil","date":"September 23, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"According to WSJ, Armani is going into the electronics business, partnering with Samsung. Maybe they can work on a device that'll clear up his skin:","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Big Business&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Big Business","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/big-business"},"img":{"alt_text":"Giorgio!","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/armani.gif?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":2094,"url":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/full-circle","url_meta":{"origin":2036,"position":5},"title":"Full circle!","author":"Gil","date":"June 10, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I've long goofed that the Wall Street Journal's standard headshot drawings look like they've been put through The Drew Friedmanizer. Today, the WSJ has a headshot by none other than. . . Drew Friedman! That sad part of my \"Drew Friedmanizer\" reference is that Mr. Friedman hasn't used his pointillist\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;basketball&quot;","block_context":{"text":"basketball","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/sports\/basketball"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/delavegadrew.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2036","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2036"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2036\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}