After your tenth anniversary at my company, you get 20 vacation days per year (plus personal days and comps for travel). After your eleventh anniversary, you get a little sadder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
After your tenth anniversary at my company, you get 20 vacation days per year (plus personal days and comps for travel). 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