{"id":2100,"date":"2008-06-14T12:58:06","date_gmt":"2008-06-14T16:58:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=2100"},"modified":"2008-06-14T12:58:06","modified_gmt":"2008-06-14T16:58:06","slug":"go-greyhound-and-leave-the-driving-to-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/go-greyhound-and-leave-the-driving-to-us","title":{"rendered":"Go greyhound, and leave the driving to us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, this trumps my attempt at <a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/mini-driver\/\" target=\"_blank\">parking Amy&#8217;s Mini<\/a> in the garage:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/chimeraobscura\/2578300400\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3142\/2578300400_b83de08cde.jpg?w=480\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going with &#8220;In dog years, I&#8217;m old enough to drive, right?&#8221;, but feel free to add your own caption to this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, this trumps my attempt at parking Amy&#8217;s Mini in the garage: I&#8217;m going with &#8220;In dog years, I&#8217;m old enough to drive, right?&#8221;, but feel free to add your own caption to this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[61],"tags":[62],"class_list":["post-2100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures-in-rufus-and-or-otis","tag-dogs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-xS","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}